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satireFlorida Man Calls 911 Because His Local Taco Bell Ran Out of Mild Sauce
Police dispatch confirmed this was not, in fact, an emergency.
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satireFlorida Man Discovers 'Ancient City' in His Backyard, It Was a Septic Tank
Archaeologists were called, only to leave immediately due to the smell.
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satireFlorida Man Claims 'Emotional Support' Iguana Was Actually Just Stuck to His Shirt
Authorities found the man trying to enter a courtroom with the reptilian adhesive.
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satireFlorida Man Sues Hurricane for Trespassing on His Lawn
Legal experts are baffled as the plaintiff demands a restraining order against 'wind'.
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satireFlorida Man Attempts to Barbecue Inside a Car Wash, Citing 'Clean Energy'
Firefighters were impressed by the optimism but not the safety protocol.
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satire**Tragic Florida Incident Sparks Outrage and Calls for Rethinking 'Only in Florida' Mentality**
Based on a true Florida story.
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