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[I-4 Corridor]TRANSPORT

“Palmetto bug spotted operating SunPass toll transponder. Traffic delayed 45 minutes.”

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Fed on Publix tender subs; refuses formal comment.

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Man attempts to ride alligator through drive-thru because lobby was closed

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