Privacy Policy

1. Entertainment & Satirical Scope

This Privacy Policy describes how FloridaMan.AI handles information. Please be advised that FloridaMan.AI is a satirical, parodical entertainment website. The terms outlined here apply to this comedic framework and are not intended to deceive users about their data security. We do not sell your personal data to gator wrestling associations or secret swamp syndicates.

2. Data We Collect

We collect minimal information required to run the entertainment platform, including:

• Account information for voluntary swamp passes (email addresses).
• Basic gameplay results and high scores for the Florida Man or AI? turing game.
• Usage statistics and analytics to figure out which bad ideas are the most popular.

3. Satirical Cookies

We use cookies to maintain your session, keep you signed into your account, and track your game progression. These cookies contain nothing but standard web session identifiers, and absolutely no traces of actual Florida swamp water, mosquito repellent, or fireworks residue.

4. Security

We take reasonable measures to secure your digital footprint from third-party intruders. However, we cannot protect you from the consequences of sharing your own wild Florida Man stories, which immediately become public property of the deep swamp community.