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satireFlorida Man Fights Palm Tree, Loses
Bystanders say the tree put up a stiff defense.
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satireFlorida Man Steals Ambulance to Drive to Drive-Thru
He claimed it was the fastest way to get a burger.
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satireFlorida Man Tries to Rob Waffle House with a Live Alligator
Patrons barely looked up from their hash browns.
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satireFlorida Man Replaces Tires with Frozen Pizzas, Does Not Get Far
The pepperoni provided insufficient traction, according to the police report.
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satireFlorida Man Evicted for Keeping a 'Pet' Shark in Condo Pool
The HOA rules were surprisingly specific about marine predators.
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satireFlorida Man Arrested for Trying to Ride a Manatee to Cuba
The suspect claimed he had 'premium economy' seating arrangements.
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