July 4th Compromise: Border Dispute Resolved by Swamp Judiciary Committee
Neighbors agree to let swamp fauna decide property lines in the most patriotic way possible.
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Man attempts to ride alligator through drive-thru because lobby was closed
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Neighbors agree to let swamp fauna decide property lines in the most patriotic way possible.
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Local deputies rescue amateur astronaut after physics reclaims its rights over unstable holiday launch system.
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Self-proclaimed President of the Swamp issues executive order authorizing unlimited fireworks displays after 10 PM.
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A local engineer tries to automate holiday cheer, resulting in Uncle Sam-themed drone declaring war on backyard patio.
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Local EPA representatives investigate after 3,000 gallons of cherry, berry blue, and lemon Jell-O attract every raccoon in the county.
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Highway patrol officers find motorist revving engine to 'medium-rare' temperature to expedite holiday lunch.
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