Brevard Man Builds Homemade Hovercraft Out of Stolen Shopping Carts and Jet Ski Engine
Swamp vehicle achieves 45 knots over marsh grass before beaching gracefully in front of a baffled bait and tackle shop.

Key Points for the Wise
- ▶Brevard tinkerer constructs functional amphibious hovercraft using recycled retail carts and jet ski engine.
- ▶Vehicle achieves 45 knot speeds across both shallow water and marsh vegetation.
- ▶Engineers praise the innovative use of commercial pool liner material for hover skirt mechanics.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do hovercrafts travel over both land and water?
Hovercrafts force high-pressure air beneath the hull contained by a flexible skirt, creating an air cushion that eliminates surface friction.
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