Florida Man Busted Running Fake Wendy’s Drive-Thru From His Living Room Window
CAPE CORAL — Police arrested a local man after he was caught operating an elaborate fake drive-thru window from his living room, taking orders and payments from confused drivers who thought they were at a Wendy’s. Troy Buchanan, 36, had constructed a replica drive-thru window in the front of his house, complete with a speaker…
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View all archive →Florida Man Claims Sovereign Airboat Rights in Waffle House Drive-Thru Lane
Late-night patron refuses to cut 500-horsepower prop engine while ordering triple-scattered hashbrowns, citing 1845 coastal navigation rights.
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He claimed it was the fastest way to get a burger.
summaryFlorida Man Arrested for Running Fake Exotic Zoo with Kidnapped Neighborhood Cats He Claimed Were Rare Panthers
BOCA RATON — Police shut down an illegal exotic petting zoo after discovering a man had been kidnapping neighborhood cats and claiming they were rare “miniature panthers” from South America. Russell “Rusty” Patterson, 42, had been operating “Patterson’s Rare Feline Experience” from his backyard for two months, charging visitors $25 per person to pet what…
summaryFlorida Man Busted for Running Instagram Influencer Agency for Designer Flamingos
MIAMI — Environmental officials were baffled to discover a flamingo wearing designer sunglasses and a gold chain wandering through South Beach, until they traced it back to local entrepreneur Rick “The Flamboyant” Morrison. Morrison, 42, had allegedly been operating an illegal flamingo rental service called “Flamingos on Fleek,” offering the birds as “living Instagram props”…