Florida Man Arrested After Building Fully Functional Taco Bell Inside Abandoned Blockbuster, Served 47 People Before Police Noticed
PENSACOLA — Authorities shut down an unauthorized restaurant after a local man converted an abandoned Blockbuster Video into a fully operational Taco Bell franchise, complete with drive-thru service and a convincing menu board. Derek “D-Money” Martinez, 39, had been running “Definitely Real Taco Bell” from the defunct video rental store for three weeks before health…
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