Florida Man Steals Ambulance to Drive to Drive-Thru
He claimed it was the fastest way to get a burger.
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Man attempts to ride alligator through drive-thru because lobby was closed
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He claimed it was the fastest way to get a burger.
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Patrons barely looked up from their hash browns.
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The pepperoni provided insufficient traction, according to the police report.
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The HOA rules were surprisingly specific about marine predators.
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The suspect claimed he had 'premium economy' seating arrangements.
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Police dispatch confirmed this was not, in fact, an emergency.
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