satireFlorida Man Loses Chess Match to Alligator; Claims the Reptile Used 'Illegal Tail Tactics'
The stakes? If the man won, he got a lifetime supply of Blue Bolt. If the gator won, it got the man's left sneaker.
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satireFlorida Man Claims to Have Successfully Split the Atom Using Pool Filters and 'High-Voltage Energy Drinks'
Neighbors report a strange neon glow emanating from the suspect's shed; local cat now has six legs.
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satireTech Titan Climbs Mount Everest in Record Time, Advocates for Climate Awareness
Based on a true Florida story.
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satireFlorida's Newest Delicacy: Iguana Tacos Take the Culinary World by Storm!
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satire**Historic Moment: First All-Female Spacewalk Breaks New Ground and Glass Ceilings**
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satireTSA Officers Discover 'Live, Scaly Filling' Inside Florida Man's Pumpernickel Loaf
The suspect claimed it was a 'new organic high-fiber protein supplement'.
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