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satire**Lunar Litterbugs: Astronauts Leave More than Footprints on the Moon**
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satireFlorida Man Reaches 'Low-Earth Orbit' (Approximately 12 Feet) in Homemade Trampoline-Powered Vessel
The suspect claimed NASA was 'holding us back with their fancy rockets and math'.
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satireFlorida Man Hospitalized After Attempting to Befriend 'Subterranean Dragon' with Carne Asada Tacos
"He looked hungry, and everyone likes Taco Tuesday," says the man from his hospital bed.
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satireFlorida Man Arrested at Magic Kingdom After Attempting to Fire Mickey Mouse via Megaphone
Suspect claimed he won the company in a high-stakes poker game against a 'sentient churro'.
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satireFlorida Man Vaporizes SUV After Using Industrial Flamethrower to Clear 1/8th Inch of Morning Frost
"The ice is gone, isn't it? Success is relative," says the suspect while standing next to a molten puddle of Toyota.
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