satirePolk County Man Successfully Reclassifies Chlorine Pool as 'Critical Wetland Habitat'
Local HOA defeated in zoning tribunal after resident proves his pool-gator, 'Lieutenant Snappy', is a federally protected tenant.
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satireJuly 4th Compromise: Border Dispute Resolved by Swamp Judiciary Committee
Neighbors agree to let swamp fauna decide property lines in the most patriotic way possible.
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satireSwamp Space Program: Floating Launchpad Experiment Ends in Liquid Defeat
Local deputies rescue amateur astronaut after physics reclaims its rights over unstable holiday launch system.
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satireNew Sovereign Nation Founded Next to Interstate 75 to Avoid Local Noise Ordinances
Self-proclaimed President of the Swamp issues executive order authorizing unlimited fireworks displays after 10 PM.
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satireAir Swamp Express: Drone Delivery of Pyro-Payload Ends in Palm Tree Explosion
A local engineer tries to automate holiday cheer, resulting in Uncle Sam-themed drone declaring war on backyard patio.
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satireGelatinous Freedom: Family Pool Transformed Into Giant Patriotic Dessert
Local EPA representatives investigate after 3,000 gallons of cherry, berry blue, and lemon Jell-O attract every raccoon in the county.
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