# The Cheap Access to Space While Elon Musk builds Starships, a Florida Man in a trailer park outside Titusville has developed a more "cost-effective" alternative. The "Swamp-X 1" consists of four 14-foot trampolines stacked on top of each other, held together by enough duck tape to wrap around the moon twice. ## The Launch The "astronaut" launched himself from his roof, aiming for the top trampoline. "The physics were solid," the suspect told EMTs. "I forgot to account for the humidity. The tape lost its grip and I entered a 'sub-optimal descent' into my neighbor's inflatable pool." ## Empire Analysis: Subject is disrupting the aerospace industry with 'Minimalist Engineering'. While the altitude record remains unchanged, the sheer audacity of stacking trampolines for orbital insertion is a 10/10 for chaotic ambition. *Satire Disclosure: Trampolines are for jumping, not for bypassing the atmosphere.*