Florida Man Hospitalized After Attempting to Befriend 'Subterranean Dragon' with Carne Asada Tacos

# Diplomatic Relations In the labyrinthine drainage pipes of Coconut Creek, a local man embarked on a mission of peace. Armed with a 12-pack of street tacos, he attempted to negotiate a "non-aggression pact" with a 10-foot alligator living in the storm drains. ## The Negotiation The man reportedly climbed halfway into the pipe, offering a taco with "extra salsa" to the gator. "I thought we had a connection," the man recounted. "He took the taco, but then he decided my forearm looked like a much larger, more satisfying burrito." ## Empire Analysis: Subject demonstrates 'Naive Anthropomorphism'. While food is a universal language, predators often view the messenger as the dessert. We recommend using a long-handled taco delivery system in the future. *Warning: Alligators do not respect the traditions of Taco Tuesday.*