Florida Man Calls 911 to Complain About Low-Quality Meth

# The Consumer Advocate A Florida Man saved the police a lot of investigative work by calling 911 to report a crime: he had been sold "bogus" methamphetamine. The dissatisfied customer wanted an officer to come test the drugs and "arrest the dealer for false advertising." ## The Response Deputies were happy to oblige. They arrived, tested the substance (it was, in fact, meth), and promptly arrested the caller. "He really thought he was the victim here," said the sheriff. "He wanted a refund or store credit." ## One Star Review If the drug dealers had a Yelp page, this Florida Man would be leaving a scathing review. Instead, he is leaving for jail. *Satire Disclosure: This happens approximately once a year in Florida.*