Florida Man Launches Himself Over Toll Plaza in Homemade Catapult to Avoid $2.50 Fee
TAMPA — State troopers arrested Chester Williams, 52, after he attempted to bypass a toll plaza using a trebuchet-style catapult he built in his backyard. The launch was partially successful, sending Williams approximately 40 feet through the air before landing in a decorative hedge. When questioned, Williams insisted he was “making a statement about government…
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Swamp vehicle achieves 45 knots over marsh grass before beaching gracefully in front of a baffled bait and tackle shop.
satireNew Sovereign Nation Founded Next to Interstate 75 to Avoid Local Noise Ordinances
Self-proclaimed President of the Swamp issues executive order authorizing unlimited fireworks displays after 10 PM.
satireFlorida Man Reaches 'Low-Earth Orbit' (Approximately 12 Feet) in Homemade Trampoline-Powered Vessel
The suspect claimed NASA was 'holding us back with their fancy rockets and math'.
summaryFlorida Man Replaces Himself with Cardboard Cutout at Work, Spends Days Riding Roller Coasters
ORLANDO — Theme park security detained a man after he was discovered attempting to replace himself with an elaborate cardboard cutout at his office job while spending his workday riding roller coasters. Gerald Patterson, 38, a regional sales manager for a software company, had constructed a life-sized cardboard replica of himself, complete with a recorded…