summaryPublished: 10/3/2025

Florida Man Calls 911 to Report His Own Stolen Marijuana

JACKSONVILLE — Deputies responded to a frantic 911 call from a local man reporting a theft of “approximately $400 worth of property.” Upon arrival, the man explained someone had broken into his shed and stolen his cannabis plants. When officers explained they couldn’t file a theft report for illegal substances, the man demanded to speak…

<p><strong>JACKSONVILLE</strong> — Deputies responded to a frantic 911 call from a local man reporting a theft of &#8220;approximately $400 worth of property.&#8221; Upon arrival, the man explained someone had broken into his shed and stolen his cannabis plants.</p> <p>When officers explained they couldn&#8217;t file a theft report for illegal substances, the man demanded to speak to their supervisor, insisting he had &#8220;a receipt from the gas station for the seeds.&#8221;</p> <p>&#8220;He was very persistent,&#8221; said Deputy Martinez. &#8220;He kept saying we should dust for prints and check security cameras. He even asked if we could bring in a K-9 unit.&#8221;</p> <p>The man was cited for possession of drug paraphernalia after officers discovered his growing operation while investigating the alleged theft. He reportedly asked if he could still file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau.</p>
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Anomaly Detection94% CONFIDENCE
Satire IntensityCRITICAL
Florida Coefficient1.2 (MAX)