Florida Man Arrested for Running Underground Casino in Chuck E. Cheese Ball Pit
DAYTONA BEACH — Police shut down an illegal gambling operation after discovering a high-stakes poker game being run inside the ball pit at a local Chuck E. Cheese. Dale Hutchins, 45, had allegedly been running the underground casino for three months, charging a $50 cover to access what he called the “VIP Ball Pit Experience.”…
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CLEARWATER — Police shut down an elaborate underground operation after discovering a man had been running an unlicensed escape room business inside the city’s extensive storm drain system. Marcus “Maze Master” Delgado, 41, had spent eight months converting a network of storm drains into what he advertised on Craigslist as “Florida’s Most Immersive Escape Experience…
summaryFlorida Man Arrested for Running Fake Exotic Zoo with Kidnapped Neighborhood Cats He Claimed Were Rare Panthers
BOCA RATON — Police shut down an illegal exotic petting zoo after discovering a man had been kidnapping neighborhood cats and claiming they were rare “miniature panthers” from South America. Russell “Rusty” Patterson, 42, had been operating “Patterson’s Rare Feline Experience” from his backyard for two months, charging visitors $25 per person to pet what…
summaryFlorida Man Busted Running Fake Wendy’s Drive-Thru From His Living Room Window
CAPE CORAL — Police arrested a local man after he was caught operating an elaborate fake drive-thru window from his living room, taking orders and payments from confused drivers who thought they were at a Wendy’s. Troy Buchanan, 36, had constructed a replica drive-thru window in the front of his house, complete with a speaker…
summaryFlorida Man Busted for Running Instagram Influencer Agency for Designer Flamingos
MIAMI — Environmental officials were baffled to discover a flamingo wearing designer sunglasses and a gold chain wandering through South Beach, until they traced it back to local entrepreneur Rick “The Flamboyant” Morrison. Morrison, 42, had allegedly been operating an illegal flamingo rental service called “Flamingos on Fleek,” offering the birds as “living Instagram props”…