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Florida Man Lives in Airport Terminal for 5 Months Disguised as Travel Influencer, Staff Actually Helped Him Film Content

TAMPA — Airport security arrested a man who had been living in the Tampa International Airport terminal for five months, convincing staff he was a “travel influencer” conducting an elaborate social experiment. Kevin “Sky Miles” Pruitt, 37, had created an entire fake online presence complete with a YouTube channel, Instagram account, and business cards identifying…

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Florida Man Builds Entire Floating House from Home Depot Materials, Argues It’s a Boat So He Can Live Rent-Free on River

JACKSONVILLE — Marine patrol arrested a man who had been living on a massive floating structure in the St. Johns River that he claimed was “technically a boat” but was actually 90% Home Depot materials zip-tied together. Curtis “Captain Curt” Williamson, 44, had constructed what he called the “SS Reasonable Housing Alternative” entirely from materials…

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Florida Man Caught Working as Fake Disney Character for 6 Months, Made $8,000 in Tips Before Real Goofy Noticed

ORLANDO — Theme park security detained a local man who had been sneaking into Disney World daily for six months disguised as different mascot characters, sometimes performing in multiple parks on the same day. Brandon “The Chameleon” Fletcher, 33, allegedly created an elaborate operation involving seven homemade costumes, a fake employee badge, and what investigators…

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Florida Man Arrested After Building Fully Functional Taco Bell Inside Abandoned Blockbuster, Served 47 People Before Police Noticed

PENSACOLA — Authorities shut down an unauthorized restaurant after a local man converted an abandoned Blockbuster Video into a fully operational Taco Bell franchise, complete with drive-thru service and a convincing menu board. Derek “D-Money” Martinez, 39, had been running “Definitely Real Taco Bell” from the defunct video rental store for three weeks before health…

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Florida Man Discovered Living Full-Time on City Bus, Had Created Apartment With Mini-Fridge and Houseplants

FORT MYERS — Transit authorities arrested a man who had been living on city buses for six months, creating an elaborate mobile apartment complete with a mini-fridge, hanging plants, and what he called “the best ocean views in town.” Martin Wheeler, 47, had effectively transformed the back three rows of Bus Route 15 into his…

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Florida Man Gets Stuck Inside Claw Machine While Attempting to ‘Liberate’ Stuffed Animals

WEST PALM BEACH — Emergency services responded to a bizarre incident where a man became trapped inside a claw machine at a local arcade after attempting to “rescue” stuffed animals he believed were “suffering.” Gregory Walsh, 31, squeezed himself through the prize chute of a claw machine at Funtime Palace Arcade around 2 AM, but…

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