# Need for Speed: Low Voltage Edition A Florida Man was arrested after taking a stolen electric Walmart shopping cart for a joyride to a local Circle K. Witnesses say the suspect was "cruising" across the parking lot, hitting top speeds of nearly 3 miles per hour. "He looked like he was on a mission," said one bystander. "Probably a mission for a Polar Pop." ## The Vehicle The stolen vehicle, a standard-issue Walmart mobility scooter, is not street legal, nor is it particularly elusive. - **0-60**: No. - **Horsepower**: 0.2 - **Cargo Capacity**: 12 cases of Mountain Dew. ## The Arrest Deputies barely broke a sweat catching up to the suspect, who was reportedly "merging into traffic" with the confidence of a semi-truck driver. He was charged with grand theft (of a very slow vehicle) and creating a traffic hazard. "I thought it was an Uber," he allegedly did not say, but we wish he had. *Satire Disclosure: Yes, someone really drove a Walmart cart to a Circle K down the road.*