satirePublished: 4/8/2026
Florida Man Evicted for Keeping a 'Pet' Shark in Condo Pool
The HOA rules were surprisingly specific about marine predators.
## Florida Man Evicted for Keeping a 'Pet' Shark in Condo Pool
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