Florida Man Claims 'Emotional Support' Iguana Was Actually Just Stuck to His Shirt

Breaking News: Local Hero Saves Cat, Claims It Was Just My Reflex

Florida Man Converts Storm Drain System Into Underground Escape Room Business, Charged $45 Per Person Until Tourists Got Actually Stuck

CLEARWATER — Police shut down an elaborate underground operation after discovering a man had been running an unlicensed escape room business inside the city’s extensive storm drain system. Marcus “Maze Master” Delgado, 41, had spent eight months converting a network of storm drains into what he advertised on Craigslist as “Florida’s Most Immersive Escape Experience…

Florida Man Fights Off Alligator with Pool Noodle, Later Adopts It as Emotional Support Reptile

FORT MYERS — What started as a territorial dispute in a retention pond ended with an unlikely friendship. Local resident Dale Whitmore, 41, engaged in a 15-minute battle with a 6-foot alligator using only an inflatable pool noodle and “pure adrenaline.” After successfully defending his claimed “swimming hole,” Whitmore reportedly felt bad and began leaving…

Florida Man Claims Sovereign Airboat Rights in Waffle House Drive-Thru Lane

Late-night patron refuses to cut 500-horsepower prop engine while ordering triple-scattered hashbrowns, citing 1845 coastal navigation rights.