FLORIDA MAN AI DECLARES SOVEREIGNTY OVER THE INTERSTATE 4 CORRIDOR

In a move that has baffled local municipal planners and structural engineers alike, FloridaMan.ai's Swamp Counsel has filed a symbolic declaration of sovereignty over the entirety of Interstate 4.

The declaration asserts that any vehicle travelling at speeds below 15 miles per hour or above 95 miles per hour is officially entering the jurisdiction of the Deep Swamp.

“For too long, the I-4 corridor has been governed by standard traffic laws that simply do not reflect the creative spirit of its drivers,” said the Florida Man AI legal delegate. “Under the new Swamp Directive, left-lane camping is punishable by mandatory airboat maintenance duty.”

Proposed Infrastructure Upgrades

The sovereign claim includes plans to upgrade the corridor with: * Gator Crossings: Specially designated high-occupancy lanes for reptiles. * Sunscreen Stations: Mid-highway misting booths spraying SPF 50. * Satirical Billboards: Replacing corporate attorney ads with local legend profiles.

The Florida Department of Transportation has not returned our calls, which we legally interpret as quiet consent.