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JUNE 1 — Hurricane supplies check. Buy batteries before cousin Gary turns the hardware aisle into a town hall.
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JUNE 1 — Hurricane supplies check. Buy batteries before cousin Gary turns the hardware aisle into a town hall.
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TRUE OR SWAMP? Florida has a town called Christmas. Answer: true. The decorations remain on duty year-round.
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POOL RULE 04 — No glass, no unattended children, and no assigning the pool noodle a legal name.
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WELCOME TO THE NATURE COAST — Where the water is clear, the manatees are unionized, and lunch is still deciding whether it needs a boat.
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ANNOUNCER: This morning’s Florida condition is partly sunny with a seventy-percent chance somebody transported a kayak incorrectly.
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CARD: Retention Pond Shortcut. Move ahead two exits. Lose one flip-flop. Gain an unexplained traffic cone.
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THE FRIDAY FIELD NOTE — Three useful weekend ideas, one local business, and the precise amount of wildlife interference to expect.
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2:30 PM — Official Group Photo. 2:34 PM — Official Search for the Person Who Wandered Away Before the Group Photo.
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FLORIDA: AN UNAUTHORIZED FIELD GUIDE — 96 illustrated pages for visitors who would like context but have already declined supervision.
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