Swampstar Games presents
Vice Swamp. Two lovers. One airboat. Zero permits.
The story
When the state of Florida finally comes for Randy's airboat — the one thing he ever registered, emotionally — he and Lucille go all in on one last job: six cargo runs across Vice Swamp before sunrise. Between them and retirement stand the HOA marine patrol, four manatee protection zones, and Randy's complete inability to idle.
Florida Man · Captain · Optimist
A man with a plan, a suspended license, and a doublewide named Casa Randy. Randy believes every problem can be outrun at 60 knots, and so far the evidence is mixed.
“The dock jumped out at me. Classic dock move.”
Florida Woman · Co-conspirator · The brains
Vice Swamp's most dangerous woman with a bag of Mardi Gras beads and no patience for Randy's driving. She left book club for this. She can never go back.
“Beads, honey. *distracts entire government*”
Open world · Neon at dusk · Legally a character
Thirty-four islands, six neon bait shops, one vape chapel, and a sunset that never quite ends. The swamp doesn't judge. The swamp keeps score.
“*ambient bug noises, but romantic*”
Next-gen swamp technology
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Golden hour, forever. Dynamic water speculars, long palm shadows, and neon signage rendered frame-by-frame with zero respect for your battery.
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Commit crimes, earn gators. Five gators means every HOA patrol boat in the county knows your hull on sight.
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Speed through an idle zone and the game remembers. Lucille remembers longer.
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Lucille rides shotgun with fully-voiced* commentary and a tactical bead throw that stuns law enforcement in a 700-yard radius. (*text)
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One radio station. It plays what it wants. Current heavy rotation: “She Took The Doublewide” by The Brush Fires.
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Industry-first film grain that makes everything feel slightly damp. You'll swear your screen is sweating.
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The slow one. Real-time 3D golden hour, reflective water, fireflies, and bass that owe Randy money. Built for porch-speed evenings. Cast a line →
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The fast one. First-person down the channel at dusk — starts at no-wake, ends supersonic. Fish out the catch of the day before the Coast Guard does. Hit the throttle →
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The high-flying one. Weave through neon gates over the swamp with real FPV goggle telemetry and static-laced OSD. Don't hit the cypresses. Arm motors →
Pre-order now*
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*Grand Theft Gator VI is a parody by FLORIDAMAN.AI and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely as expensive as any actual video game, studio, or state. No manatees were hurried in the making of this game. Pre-ordering confers nothing, which is still a better deal than some pre-orders. Rated S for Swamp.