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FIELD REPAIRLoad tested by cousin✓ probably

ATTRACTION 12-BPermit application pendingDo not lick railing

← Chaos terminal

Florida Wildlife-ish Alert System

Emergency recreational forecast

Gator
Radar

Code JortsFootwear discouraged

Subject: 11 ft • emotionally 14 ftRefresh rate: when he feels like it

Latest field report • Stop 1 of 7

POND VACATED

Departed a retention pond with no forwarding address.

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