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      <title><![CDATA[I-4 Drive-Thru Kayak Escape, Publix Tender Index & Snappy's Airboat Alibis]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[Good morning from somewhere off I-4! Today's 3-minute Swamp Radar covers 91° pea-soup humidity, a motorized kayak drive-thru confrontation in Polk County, lawnmower drag races in Ocala, and our official Deep Swamp sponsor read.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Swamp Buggy Golf Cart Duel, Rotisserie Heist & HOA Radar Traps]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[Yesterday's briefing covers an amphibious drag race through The Villages, a covert rotisserie chicken extraction, and new HOA decibel ordinances targeting modified weed whackers.]]></description>
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